After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Randomize
