Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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