Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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