waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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