I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he was CRYING into my vagina
no you cant smoke seaweed
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
