no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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