everyone is single if you try hard enough
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
no you cant smoke seaweed
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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