I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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