That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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