you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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