Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
