Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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