What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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