That's intense
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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