pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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