is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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