i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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