Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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