Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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