I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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