just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I just want nice things and good sex
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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