Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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