I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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