so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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