Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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