I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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