He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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