you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I deserve this hangover.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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