Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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