I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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