she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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