if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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