I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
