Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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