brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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