I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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