they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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