I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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