school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
