It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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