party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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