first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Panties = found
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