Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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