You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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