i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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