I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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