I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
