But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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