We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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