We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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