When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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