is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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