Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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