i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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