I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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