I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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